| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | I’m Stealing the Towels | | 2:15 |
| 2 | Dental Hygiene Dilemma | 5 | 5:12 |
| 3 | Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You? | | 3:00 |
| 4 | Daddy, Daddy, Daddy | | 3:12 |
| 5 | Penis Dimension | | 4:38 |
| 6 | What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning | | 3:32 |
| 7 | A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes | | 1:10 |
| 8 | Magic Fingers | | 3:54 |
| 9 | Motorhead’s Midnight Ranch | | 1:29 |
| 10 | Dew on the Newts We Got | | 1:10 |
| 11 | The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts | 1 | 0:42 |
| 12 | The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth | | 1:11 |
| 13 | The Girl’s Dream | 1 | 0:55 |
| 14 | Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce | 1 | 1:01 |
| 15 | Strictly Genteel (the finale) | | 11:10 |
| 16 | Promo Cut 1: Coming Soon!… | | 0:55 |
| 17 | Promo Cut 2: The Wide Screen Erupts… | | 0:58 |
| 18 | Promo Cut 3: Coming Soon!… | | 0:32 |
| 19 | Promo Cut 4: Frank Zappa’s 200 Motels… | | 0:14 |
| 20 | Magic Fingers (single edit) | | 2:58 |
| Data tracks |
| 21 | Original Theatrical Trailer | | ?:?? |
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