| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Mistah Eliot – He Wanker | | 3:15 |
| 2 | The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped | | 4:24 |
| 3 | The Mystery of the Artist Explained | | 3:08 |
| 4 | I Drive a Truck | | 2:10 |
| 5 | Morrison Hostel | | 7:33 |
| 6 | The TISM Boat Hire Offer | | 2:54 |
| 7 | ExistentialTISM | | 3:32 |
| 8 | Let’s Club It to Death | | 2:46 |
| 9 | Life Kills | | 6:21 |
| 10 | Bishop = Handjob | | 2:31 |
| 11 | !OUY Sevol Natas | | 3:38 |
| 12 | Give Up for Australia | | 2:31 |
| 13 | The Last Australian Guitar Hero | | 6:29 |
| 14 | (There’s Gonna Be) Sex Tonite- recording engineer and mixer:
- Magoo
- assistant engineer:
- Andy Baldwin (task: Kiss), David Davis (task: Sing Sing), Gordo (task: Seed), Jack Holt (task: The Reverend Ian Paisley Park), James Paull (task: The Reverend Ian Paisley Park) and Adam Rhodes (task: The Reverend Ian Paisley Park)
- co-producer:
- Magoo
- producer:
- TISM
- additionally recorded at and additionally mixed at:
- Kiss Studios in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia and Seed Recording Studios in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
- recorded at:
- The Reverend Ian Paisley Park (from 1997-05 until 1997-12)
- mixed at:
- Sing Sing in Cremorne, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia (in 1998-01)
- samples:
- Jump in My Car by Ted Mulry Gang
- recording of:
- There’s Gonna Be Sex Tonite
- writer:
- Eugene Paul Mark Cester, Damian Cowell, John Angus Holt, Peter Minack, Ted Mulry and James Desmond Paull
- publisher:
- J. Albert & Son Pty. Ltd. and Universal Music Publishing Pty Ltd.
| | 3:38 |
| 15 | Five Yards | | 3:14 |
| 16 | Boot Party | | 4:04 |
| 17 | Fourteen Years in Rowville | | 3:08 |
| 18 | BFW | | 7:15 |
| 19 | Defecate on My Face (MGF mix) | | 3:33 |
| 20 | TISM Are Shit | 3 | 3:29 |